A true story...

While stationed in Saudi a couple weeks ago. (I'm in the Air Force)
this guy gets a care package from his wife back home, containing a
batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. So he
invites a couple of his friends over and they're all sitting around having
a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of the Simpsons.
Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of
his wife on her knees sucking his best friends cock.
After a few seconds, he cums into her mouth and she turns and spits
the load right into the bowl of cookie dough.
She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."