Only in America. . .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America. . .do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America. . .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America. . .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...
Only in America. . .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America. . .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America. . .do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well, "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
"blood-sucking creatures"...
Only in America. . .do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
