Here are some ACTUAL Announcements Taken from
Church Bulletins:
1. Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
2. Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to
follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have
a nursery downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth
of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius
Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north
ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk will please come early.
8. Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs.
Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied
by the pastor.
9. Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club.
All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in
his private study.
10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come
forward
and lay an egg on the altar.
11. The service will close with "Little Drops of
Water". One of the
ladies will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation will
join in.
12. Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the
cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the
new
carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow.
15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
"What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our
choir practice.
16. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
17. The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
18. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church
secretary.
19. 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition
of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
20. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for
testes.
21. The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who
enjoys sinning to join the choir.
22. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who is
preparing for the girth of their first child.
23. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to
be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
24. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak,
mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served
for a nominal feel.
