an audience and they are - THE - seven dwarfs. They are ushered in
to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son." Says the Pope. What can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me. Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarf burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are the ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the
world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting............
"Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!"
