HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring Beer.
WINE
Women's quote:
"men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's
our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature
into something with which you'd like to have dinner."
Men's Quote:
"women are like a fine wine. Thay all start out fresh, fruity and
intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until
they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
