The Koala and the Prostitute

  A prostitute is lounging in her bed one evening, reflecting upon the
day's
  business , when a Koala bear appears at her open window. He winks at
  her, climbs in, hops onto the bed, and proceeds to perform oral sex upon
  her. Not too dismayed by her unexpected guests act, she spreads her legs
  and lets him have at it. Finishing, the koala bear licks his lips and
starts to
  exit out the same window.

  "Hey, wait a minute, buddy, you've got to pay for that! I'm a hooker, you
  know! "

  "A hooker what's that?" asks the koala bear.

  "A hooker! you know, a prostitute! Its in the dictionary, look it up!" So
she
  shows the koala bear the entry in the dictionary. Sure enough it says,"
  Hooker: woman who exchanges sexual acts for monetary gain."

  The Koala bear thinks about this and says, "Do you know what I am? I'm a
  koala bear! Look it up!"

  So as the koala bear disappears out the window, the hooker thumbs through
  the dictionary and looks up "Koala Bear"

  It reads: "Koala Bear: eats bushes and leaves."

At a medical convention, a male and female doctor start eyeing each other.

The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts.

  As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and
wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they
end up in her hotel bedroom.

  Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she
has to go in and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go
for it.

  After the sexual interlude, she gets up and says she is going to
wash her hands.

  When she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a
surgeon."

   She confirms and asks how he knew.

  "Easy, you're always washing your hands." She then says, "I'll bet
your an anesthesiologist."

  Male Doctor, "Wow, how did you guess?"

  Female Doctor, "I didn't feel a thing."