They would like their girlfriend to say all of the following things over the next year:
1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the pub with your mates?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the shops so you can check out women's arses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time
to play on Saturday too.
14. Darling...our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come and see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
16. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go fishing with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a crate of beer, a few spliffs, and have my friend Samantha over for a threesome!
21. Christ, not the fucking shops again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep you big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. God..if I don't get to suck your cock soon, I swear I'm going to burst!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.
