room the other day and do you know what I found?... A bunch of pornographic magazines"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."
"Oh my" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them" she replied.
The third nun said, "Oh shit."
