True Story....apparently.
On the morning radio show at WBAM FM in Chicago, they play a game for
big prizes, usually vacations etc.
The game is called "Mate Match" and the DJs ring someone at work and
ask if they are married, or in a serious relationship. - If the answer
is "Yes" then the person is asked some very personal questions (that can
vary from couple to couple). - They are then asked for their partner's
telephone number and if the partners answers to the same questions match
what the first partner has said, the couple win the prize.
Anyway, this is a true example from the stations tape recordings of what
happened one day when it got a bit interesting.........
DJ) Hey there ! - This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate Match" ?
C1) (Laughing) Yes. Yes I do.
DJ) So what's your name ? - First name only please....
C1) It's Brian.
DJ) So are you married or what then Brian?
C1) Eh, Yes.
DJ) Yes? So does this mean you're married ? - Or What Brian ?
C1) (Laughing nervously) Yes. I am married.
DJ) Great. That's great Brian. So what is your wife's name? - First name
only remember....
C1) It's Sara.
DJ) So is Sara at work then Brian ?
C1) Shit. She's gonna kill me.
DJ) Stay with me here Brian. Is she at work ?
C1) (laughing again) Yes. She is.
DJ) All right then. So, Brian..... When was the last time you had sex?
C1) She's gonna kill me!
DJ) C'mon man. Stay with me here.
C1) OK. About 8 o'clock this morning....
DJ) Whoa ! Atta boy! - So Brian. How long did it last ?
C1) Gee. About ten minutes or so I guess.
DJ) Nice one Brian! - You definitely want to win this trip, huh?
C1) Yeah. It sure would be nice....
DJ) OK Brian. Your last question.... - Where did you have sex ?
C1) Err.... Ummmm. I ehmmm. Jeez. Sara's gonna be real mad.......
DJ) This sounds good Brian !! - Where was it then ?
C1) Well, y'see Sara's Mom is staying just-now and she was upstairs in
the shower, so we kinda..... well.... - It was on the kitchen table.
DJ) Yeah Man !! That is great ! - It's a lot better than the last
hundred times I've done it.....
Anyway (to the audience) I'll just put Brian on hold, get his wife's
work number and give her a call. - Just wait for this....
After some advertisements.....
DJ) (To audience) Hi folks! - You're back with Edgar at WBAM FM Chicago
and we're playing the "Mate Match" game.
We're just about to call Brian's wife Sara, and get her response to
these great questions....
Noise of dialling and phone ringing....
C2) Hello ? This is Kinko's Diner. Sara speaking. How can I help you?
DJ) Hi there Sara. This is Edgar at WBAM. Are you listening to the radio
right now ?
C2) Err ... No. Sorry.
DJ) Hey, that's good Sara. Have you heard of "Mate Match" ?
C2) (laughing) Yeah. Yeah, I know it.
DJ) So Sara. We've been talking to Brian and he's given us a few good
answers to some questions we asked.....
C2) Yeah. OK. So what'd he say then ?
DJ) That's just it Sara. - If you can give us the same answers to these
same questions, you could be flying off down to Orlando, Florida on
an all-expenses paid trip of a lifetime..... Will you give it a go?
C2) Yeah. Sure. - Is Brian there just-now?
C1) (laughing nervously) I'm here Honey.... (laughs again)
C2) Brian ? What're you up to ?
C1) It's OK Honey. Just answer everything honestly and we can win this
trip. It'll be OK. Just answer everything he asks. It'll be OK.....
DJ) OK you two. Let's see what Sara says......
Right Sara. Are you ready ?
C2) I guess so..... (laughs nervously)
DJ) OK Sara. When did you last have sex ?
C2) (laughing) Oh Brian..... what have you said ?
C1) It's OK Honey. Just be totally honest now......
DJ) C'mon Sara. I need an answer from you.
C2) (Laughing again) It was this morning, just before Brian went off
to work. Around 8 I guess.
DJ) Great Sara. That's great. OK. Next question..... How long did
it last ?
C2) Oh... I don't know. - About 12-15 minutes maybe ?
DJ) OK. I'm not sure........
In the background at the studio "Yeah. - That's close enough.... "
DJ) Yeah that's OK then Sara. - You're doin' just great. - And now
the final question for your free vacation........
Where did you have sex at 8 this morning ?
C2) Oh No! Brian! What have you told him? - That's really kinda
personal..... What've you said ?
C1) It's OK Honey. I've already told him. Just tell the truth!!
DJ) C'mon Sara. What's wrong? - Surely you want to win the vacation?
C2) Dear Lord Brian. I just can not believe you told them this! I'm
really gonna kill you !
DJ) C'mon Sara. I need an answer for this prize......
C2) OK. - It was up the ass.........
