next round of peace talks.
On the table in front of them, Bill notices three buttons next to Saddams
right hand. During the talks Saddam presses button one and a boot kicks Clinton in the shins much to Saddams enjoyment.
Not wanting to ruin how far the great enemies had come Bill chose to ignore
it. Next Saddam presses button two and a fist hits Bill full on the face to
screams of Saddams laughter. The talks continued with Bill trying to keep
calm until the third button was pressed and another kick was aimed at poor
old Bills shin. "I'm not standing for this!" exclaimed Clinton "we'll try
and talk again soon!" as he stormed out of the room leaving Saddam in fits
of laughter.
Next month it was America's turn to host the peace talks. Saddam being wise
and expecting revenge quickly spotted three buttons on Clintons desk. As
Clinton pressed button one Saddam ducked but nothing happened except for
Clinton sniggering. Again when Clinton pressed button two Saddam lept out of
his chair, but again nothing happened as Bill chuckled to himself. Saddam
again ducked as Bill hit button three but nothing seemed to happen except
for Clintons riotous laughter. "I've had enough of this screamed Saddam,
I'm back off to Baghdad!"
"Baghdad?" chuckled Clinton "What Baghdad?"
