grades. All the kids are restless because there's nothing to do and it's
near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I
ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to
himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the
question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before
Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher
said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open
his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right
Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher
said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish
these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID
THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"
