An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub, they all have a
stutter.
"What's it to be?" asked the beautiful barmaid.
"TH-th-th three pi-pi" stutters the Englishman.
Up steps the Irishman, "Th-th-th-three pi-pi-pints of Gui-Gui".
The Scotsman tries next "Th-th-th-th-three pi-pi-pi".
"I'll be back" says the barmaid and walks off to serve someone else. She
returns ten minutes later and asks if they're ready to order.
"Th-th-three pi-pi-pints of Gui-Gui-Gui" stutters the Englishman.
"Three pints of Gui-Gui-Gui" says the Irishman, then the Scotsman trys,
"Th-th-th-th-th"
"Hang on " interrupts the barmaid "I'll tell you what" she says
mischievously, "If any of you can tell me where you're from without
stuttering you can shag me".
She turns to the Englishman "Where are you from?"
"M-M-M-M-Ma-Man-Manch".
"You lose" says the girl and asks the Scotsman the same question.
"Ed-Ed-Edin-Ed"
"You lose " says the girl and turns to the Irishman, "Where do you live?"
"London" blurts out the Irishman.
"Oh bugger" says the girl.
A cheer goes up in the pub as the barmaid leads him up the stairs to the
bedroom. She strips off and gets into bed. Paddy with concentration furrowing
his brow climbs in and goes for glory. Right on the last stroke, just as he
'unloads' he suddenly screams, "D-D-D-Derry"!!!!!!!!