Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after one byte
Oprah Virus: Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
Dr. Kevorkian Virus: Deletes all old files.
Ellen Degeneres Virus: Disks can no longer be inserted.
Titanic Virus (a strain of Lewinsky virus): Your whole computer goes down.
Disney Virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.
Lorrena Bobbit Virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards through windows.
Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
