These are actual warnings on products...
ON TESCO'S TIRIMASU DESERT - Do not turn upside down.
(Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after
heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate
machinery
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE-MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or
outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open
packet, eat
nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over
your favourite
breakfast cereal?
On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens:
"Do not attempt to operate vehicle
with sunshade in
place."
In a VCR manual section about time recording programs:
"Only events in the future can be
recorded on this
machine, not in the past.
Resetting the clock to an
earlier time will not accurately record
past events."
On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and
the steering wheel:
"Warning -- Remove lock before
driving."
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