TRUE STORY

This really is a true story

Normally when I hear embarrassing stories about my friends I sort of
chuckle a little and let it pass.  However, when a mate at wrote me this
letter, telling me about her embarrassing experience, as sick as it was I
could not help but become hysterical.

I asked my friend if I could write it up, she didn't mind as long as I
didn't use her name, so here it is:

A girl, let's call her Linda, is in Trinity.  Like all college students,
she is wrapped up in the partying and the wildness Trinners life has to
offer.  Linda, being the computer science undergrad she is, does, however,
have a lot of work to do on her computer.  So when she's not out having a
good time, she's working her ass off designing computer programs and
installing software.  One day, soon after she had broken up with her
boyfriend, she was home alone on a Friday night for the first time in the
three years they had been dating.  She was sad, alone and depressed, so she
decided to make a new homepage.  While she was playing on the net,  she
decided to get onto a chat line.  Being the wild psycho she is, she logged
onto a sex line.  Over the line, she met a guy who identified himself as
Paul.  She started playing with him, gave a false name, saying her name was
"Anne," and started getting into detail about what she would like to do to
him with her tongue.  He responded by telling her to picture being naked
while his hands ran over every square inch of her body. Soon they were
having cybersex. This went on for awhile, and  then she got off the line
agreeing to meet him back on the line the following night. Saturday
night rolls around, and Linda, as 'Anne,' is on the line with Paul again.
They become even closer this night, and they continue like this for a week.
At the end of the week, they started talking about other things and got into
very intimate issues and feelings.  They became close, exchanging details
about their lives, but Linda didn't tell Paul she was in college, because
she was afraid of sounding like an immature college girl.  She felt guilty,
but after a few  weeks, she really liked this guy.

The virtual relationship carried on like this for months, and the months
turned into a year.  By the end of the year, they had exchanged their most
intimate thoughts, but had never even spoken on the phone. They were
afraid of ruining the mystery.  'Anne' & Paul had done everything sexually
possible over the net, and they were affectionate as well,  waiting for the
day that they could someday be together.


Finally the time had come; they had to meet each other.  They were in love.
They didn't care about age or looks, but only for each other.  Paul  told
Linda he thought she could be his next wife. Linda was wary at first, but
decided she didn't care how old or ugly he might be.  She loved him, and he
was the only one she could feel comfortable with.

"We'll meet there, and that way there will be no mistake " Paul agreed Linda
showed up at the resort first and checked in, telling the receptionist to
hold a key for a guest.  She then went up to the room.  Wanting things to be
special, she lit some candles and put on some music.  She stripped naked and
climbed into bed under the covers, deciding to surprise Paul when he got
there.

The lights were out and the mood was right when she heard a key in the
door. She heard someone walk in and around the corner.  She whispered,
"Paul?"  A voice replied, "Anne?" "Yes," she said, so he fumbled for the
light and turned it on to see Linda on the bed naked before him. Then next
thing heard were two blood curling screams.

Linda covered herself up, and in her most humiliated voice said,"Dad?"

This happened