There were two high school sweethearts who went out together
for
four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed
losing
their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they
graduated,
they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was
accepted
to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west
coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they
could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and
she would never
be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return his
letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his
messages.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He
didn't
take this very well and increased his calls and letters
and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became
annoyed,
and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
So
here's what she did: She took a polaroid picture of her sucking
her new
boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with
a note
reading, "I've found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even
more so, he was infuriated. So
what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo:
"Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please
send more money". . . and then mailed the picture to her
parents!!!