for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $300.....
She said:...
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynaecologist when
early one morning I received a call from his office, I had been
re-scheduled for 9:30 AM that morning. I had just packed everyone off to
work and school, and it was around 8:45 already.
The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my
dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area"in
front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when they called me in.
Knowing the procedures, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or
some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised
when he said: "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning,
haven't we?", but I didn't respond.
The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of
the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was preparing to go to a school
dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my
washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.She
called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my
glitter and sparkles in it."
