The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter's name forward
for a surprise game-show - she idolised teenage pop star "Ricky Martin"
- and they arranged for TV cameras to be placed throughout the house. The
house was then left empty with Ricky Martin hidden in the wardrobe in
the girl's bedroom, all set to give the daughter a wonderful surprise.
However, upon returning home from school and finding the house empty,
the daughter made her way down to the kitchen where she opened the fridge
and removed a tin of pate. At this stage the live TV audience is wondering
what the hell is going on. She then went back upstairs to her bedroom where
she proceeded to remove all her clothes and spread pate all over her
triangle of womanhood (at this stage Ricky Martin is still hidden inside the
wardrobe, and half of Spain is seeing a young girl stark naked on the
bed with pate all over her crotch).
As if the parents were not shocked enough by this, the daughter then
calls the family dog, who obediently trots up the stairs and settles down to
his favourite meal of "pate on a bed of seaweed".
At this stage the order is given to cut the broadcast, leaving a very
embarrassed set of parents in front of a live studio audience!
Consequently, sales of tinned pate have rocketed.
